Friday, April 1, 2011

[APRIL FOOLS] Well it has been a good run...

Subject: FIRST NOTICE OF INFRINGEMENT AND DECLARATION: WIZARDS OF THE COAST LLC / HASBRO INC

First Notice of Infringement and Declaration

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 TO: “Fenoxo” of http://fenoxo.blogspot.com

This letter serves as notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright
Act, 17 U.S.C. § 512, or equivalent notice provisions of your local law,
that content currently residing within your computer system infringes on the
copyrights of Wizards of the Coast LLC. Moreover, your game contains
material that is protected international copyright. I am authorized to act
on behalf of Wizards of the Coast LLC and Hasbro Inc in this matter.

REGARDING: http://www.mediafire.com/?6ysszys6i9ar692 and http://www.mediafire.com/?xox8xr83vpc3vsk linked from http://fenoxo.blogspot.com

HASBRO, INC

I, the undersigned, do solemnly and sincerely declare and CERTIFY UNDER
PENALTY OF PERJURY that:

1. I am the owner or an agent authorized to act on behalf of the owner of
certain intellectual property rights, said owner being named HASBRO, INC
("IP Owner").

2. I have a good faith belief that the materials identified in the
addendum attached hereto are not authorized by the above IP Owner, its
agent, or the law and therefore infringe the IP Owner's rights according
to the laws of the (check all that apply):

United States
Australia
Canada
EUR
France
Germany
Italy
Japan
Mexico
Netherlands
Russia
Sweden
United Kingdom
All of the above X

Please act expeditiously to remove or disable access to the material or
items claimed to be infringing.

3. I may be contacted at:

Printed Name: Penelope Franchesco
Title: Consultant
Company: Wizards of the Coast LLC / Hasbro Inc
Address: 4111 Fool Circle
Farmville, CA 65752
Email (correspondence): Copyright@slopsbox.com
Telephone: 753-555-0190


You should understand that this letter constitutes notice to you that
the sale and/or other distribution of this product is unauthorized. This
letter does not constitute a waiver of any right to recover damages incurred by
virtue of any such unauthorized activities, and such rights as well as
claims for other relief are expressly retained.

Finally, notwithstanding our use of the required notice form, we believe
that http://fenoxo.blogspot.com's activities and services fall outside the
scope of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act ("DMCA"). Our use of this
form, as required by law, is meant to facilitate http://fenoxo.blogspot.com
's removal of the infringing product listed above and is not meant to
suggest or imply that http://fenoxo.blogspot.com 's activities and services
are within the scope of the DMCA.

I make this declaration conscientiously, believing it to be true and
correct, and in accordance with the laws of each of the countries listed
above. I am aware and agree that the contents of this statement may be
relied upon against me in any court or arbitration proceeding.

Truthfully,

Penelope Franchesco
Digital Signature: Verisign

Addendum to Notice of Infringement:

List of Allegedly Infringing
Items Or Materials

Name of Intellectual Property Owner: WIZARDS OF THE COAST LLC

IMMEDIATELY REMOVE ALL UNRELEASED AND UNAUTHORIZED MATERIAL.




If you are still reading this, happy April Fools!

14 comments:

  1. When I saw the title I raged, but when I read the end and saw the date, I loled. Well played sir!

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  2. I wonder if there is a real town called Farmville in California....

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  3. "Address: 4111 Fool Circle" if anyone pays attention until the end, its in the address.

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  4. @Blaqkpheonix I decided I had to keep it somewhat obvious, the last thing I wanted was people bitching to Wizards about this :P

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  5. Dude, you gave me a bloody scare, you did x.x Well played though ^^ I love reading these on my birthday (which is, ironically, today) :P

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  6. GOD DAMNIT, giving my weak heart a run for its money.

    any way, nicely done Fen, nicely done.

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  7. @Fenoxo> you had me till the phone number "Telephone: 753-555-0190" there are no real numbers that start with 555, but you knew that already. ;P

    @Hikari Yamato> Happy Birthday! Coincidentally it's also my birthday today, guess there's two April fools running around here. Anyway do something fun on my behalf.

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  8. Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
    Goddamnit, now I have a heart condition.
    That was awesome! XD Touche my man. Touche

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  9. you could have had extra point and made the phone number spell April fools which for measure would be 277-453-6657 which looks like a legit number too. using the number pad on the phone and not the 26 number code.

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  10. So glad I knew what today was before reading this. This was a good one though. You had all the legal lingo and facts down pretty pat.

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  11. I got skeptic the moment I read "Wizzards of the Coast".
    I would have fallen for it if it said "Adobe" instead, and if it talked about unautorized use of development software (aka. using a pirated version of adobe flash) instead of DMCA.
    But then I would still be skeptical, since then instead of a notice, I would expect a police raid. :P

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  12. okay i will admit that this scared me as much as the first april fools with cheat engine in which the pop up declares "Your license to use Cheat Engine has expired. You can buy a license to use Cheat Engine for 1 month for $200, 6 months for only $1000 and for 1 year for only $1800. If you don't renew your license Cheat Engine will be severly limited in it's abilities. (e.g.: Next scan has been disabled)" when i first saw this about 4 years ago i cursed quite a bit and immediately uninstalled cheat engine and found a forum post where many others were pissed until someone said "...guys...calm down...look at your calendar...and now perform a facepalm" you ser are most defintely worthy of top april fool's prank *!*CONGRATULATIONS*!* :D

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  13. at least no one got killed over it. cause a dead corps from a prank like this would ruin the joke forever.

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